#2 Fruit Cheese is an abomination!!!

Cheese no. 2 was wrong. It wasn't my choice - it was foisted upon me - a Wensleydale Cranberry Fruit Cheese.

I first heard of Wensleydale when Wallace and Gromit flew to the moon. Had some in England last year. Nice stuff.

But this stuff was not nice - it was gut wrenchingly crapulous - weirdly sweet with freaky chewy bits like fruity rabbit droppings embedded within.

It counts to the ton - but if it walks in front of your car then do the world a favour, don't brake!